April 2012
jamtastik shit.: Face matters before body to me →
kingjaffejoffer:
johncollege:
People can call bullshit if they want but I look through my viewfinder at faces all day long and it changed me. I love a pretty face and a nice body is always a plus, but the face gets me, the lips, the nose, the eyes. The form and shape. It crazy when you…
Face is more important than the body hand’s down, no booty, no titties but if she can give me...
Sexy questions ...
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? The couch, so that afterwards we can just chill there and relax.
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: It was coo, It was just a normal Monday sex, nothin' special, she clicked it, I doubled her money and when she was done I got mine.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Alicia from misfit's, I love the accent.
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Female masturbation.
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: A crack house.
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when : Not sure, Ill come back to this.
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: Not sure now, but Gagging used to be real awkward, you know with the whole throwing up part.
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: I'd say with a neck-tie it's easy and can be very domineering when you tighten it real good.
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:Rope seem's good, It give's the immediate indication that right this moment shit is about to get real kinky, the downside is you have to know how to make a correct knot or else shit get's real difficult.
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny: if she's moaning I'm getting off, fuck head, fuck all that other shit, I want her, the hornier she is the hornier I get.
11: Top or bottom? Bottom, I don't like being on top, it reminds me of the scene in set it off where the old dude is just pounding away sweating and wheezing on top of Jada, I don't ever want to be seen that way so ill stay underneath or eating you out.
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ : Cum but then realized the dog is standing there watching.
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? For me one is enough for about fifteen to twenty minutes but women I think they should have anywhere between three to five at minimum before I begin to get into my I'm gonna fuckin' cum rhythm.
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Wow, umm.. nothing at the moment but I'm tempted to go bash a crack ho' in the head and hide her body just so I can have something insane to post here.
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Weirdest ?, my real name, I hate it when she does that, It sound's weird and it make's me feel like I'm in trouble, I prefer, Babe, sexy, Daddy or Papi.
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: I dislike getting it without them getting something parallel to me, I'd like to 69 or reach around while she blow's me, but that can be distracting. I like when she choke's on it and the idea of giving her a facial (she's quite adamant about not getting hit in the face with it.)
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Hot and cold, that's the oddest, using hot and cold liquid's while going down on each other, I mean that's pretty vanilla but hey I'm the one that thinks anal is a great way of getting to know someone.
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] No, and no probably not, I heard it can be salty, not a big fan of salty, that's why I try and drink as much pineapple juice as possible to make it sweet for her.
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Yeah, in the proper environment with the proper person, whom you trust, sure. JUST BE SURE YOUR SAFE. There is no way to undue the bullshit you'll have to go through if you fuck this up and good look getting laid by them again.
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Didn't have not one, I tried to find this red headed shop teacher hot, but when I met her I found her to be a raging bitch and immediately wanted to kick her pussy before I fucked it, so, yeah, I did have a holocaust survivor as an art teacher probably could'a hit that.
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Something female, I like the idea of watching a girl eat out a peach, it's sexy.
23: How big is too big (peniswise): I'm not too sure, I've heard some like 44 inches some like 5 so I guess it depends on how big of a ho' you are, : ) .. kidding, but seriously, 44 inches that's got to effect something negatively.
24: One sexual thing you would never do: Ohhh, never say never, but at this point I'm not okay with anal play on myself, just not that comfortable with giving over the booty like that, yes, miss. Berry even you can't hit this.
25: Biggest turn on: Girl on girl, I love seeing one girl cum, but watching one girl cum while making another girl cum, HEAVEN.
26: Three spots that drive you insane: My neck, my chest and my dick.
27: Worst possible time to get horny: After a big dinner.
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: FUCK YES, louder, let me know, scream.
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Having sex in a car, Not fun, it's uncomfortable and it look's even weirder to the old couple that's walking by, Thanks TITANIC, I appreciate you setting a bar for me at such an early age.
30: How much fapping is too much fapping: Not sure, I'll let you know when I figure it out, or run out of numbers.
31: Best sexual complement you ever got: "I love the way your cock is shaped, It's perfect"
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: LMAO, Jumanji, I'm assuming that's robin Williams beard when he comes back bush, BUT no I'm all about bald, I hate hair, Ironic for me, but I prefer shaved or waxed.
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: Oh yeah, People need to get over the notion that it's give and take sometimes you really need to fall in love with the idea of just giving orgasm's and once you fall in love with that, it's only natural that your other(s) will beg to watch or get you to nut. I love eating her out then fingering her G-spot until she just can't take it anymore then, cleaning up, giving her a kiss and watching her fall fast asleep.
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin", talk dirty.
35: What your favorite part of your body: Face, I love a pretty face, your body can be all over the place but if you've got a beautiful grill, your in like Flynn.
36: Favorite foreplay activities: Not big on foreplay, but I guess it would be just hand's sliding gently over the skin to cause goosebumps, kissing the zone's that they like, shit like that.
37: Love (>,
38: What do you wear to bed? A wife beater and pajama pant's, just in case I gotta jump out of bed unexpectedly.
39: When was the first time you masturbated: 8 or 9 maybe younger, but I'm pretty sure that's it was 8 or 9.
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? No, half naked but I have a rule about taking naked pic's. That shit never stay's buried, so If you take em' you might as well post em' cause they'll be there sooner or later.
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Like 10 years ago, In a car, not fun.
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Oh sure, If like we went out and she wanted to blow me, or get bent over a rail or something sure, not sure about laying on dirt or no shit like that though.
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Not yet, BUT it will happen, It's a dream, I can't die without it happening.
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Cyber skin, but that wasn't weird.
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? No, and I wouldn't because I will not get fired for some shit like that, that will not be a discussion I will be having with people.
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Have not, will be doing sometime, HEY maybe it'll be a porno I star in called "orgies on a plane", I'll be Samuel C. Fucksalot, and I can yell "I have had it with these motherfucking limp dick's on this motherfucking plane!"
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Closer, By Nine Inch Nails.
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? When someone say's in a sexy latin' voice, "Papi", It is perfect, It doesn't have to be sexual, just the word, mmmm.
49: Most attractive celebrity?, Oh damn, There are wayyy tooo many, but I love me some "Sarah Shahi" or "Antonia Thomas", good god they are beautiful.
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? FUCK YES, Lesbian porn because they know how to get each other off and they take their time doing it, It's soo sexy.
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now : Like three day's old.
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Nope, One day someone will though, and I'm okay with that, long as they get my scene ready cock, not my three degrees too cold cock.
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? The Twilight Saga.
54: Do you have stretch marks? I think I have a slight some on my waist but not noticable at all, I barley saw em' like a year ago and was like what the fuck are these, OH, I was fat one time.
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks? Not a big fan of em', I'd prefer you didn't have any or you are attempting to get rid of em' BUT, If your beautiful and it work's then it work's OR if I'm faded and your lookin' hot I'm okay OR if my significant other doesn't mind em' and want's to fuck you then I don't mind either.
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks? No, No one I know has ever noticed em'
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) : YES, I love going down on her, It's fun, I love hearing her cum, I like trying new things, and it get pretty wet and messy.
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? VERY SEXY, I'm a huge piercing and tattoo fan, have em' I want ta' see em' all.
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? A little awkward, I want someone to lose their virginity to someone they care about and at "Think" they're going to be with for the rest of their lives, It may not work out that way but I hope they are at least trying to lose it to them, If she really asked me to though and didn't have that person and it was me or some loser in a bar so she could get it over with, I'd be more than happy to be there for her because I want her to lose it the most special way she can and I'd be gentle and sweet and kind and would make it as beautiful as it should be for every woman and don't want it to be something where she's just like "that was it, okay, thanks".
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? BEANS.
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? Nope, I love when she repost's my shit, It make's the sexy thing's even sexier.
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Oh shit hell yes, Dildos, Vibrators, Cyber skins, Anal plugs. How long have I had em' Fuck if I know, A LONG TIME.
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? FUCK YES, Hopefully she'll finally get some communication going with any one of these beautiful women I follow.
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? No, Communication is key, they need to tell you what they don't like and at the same time re-enforce what they find sexy about you. I'd make my penis smaller if she needed me too, hey, I'm a giving man and her vagina is not the door to a crack house, I can't keep bashing into it hoping to get in and expect it not to cave in one day.
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Pornstar, It's not glamorous but I'd get to work with the best and hone' my skill's.
66: Do you watch porn? FUCK YES, DAILY !!!
67: How small is too small? If you are sword fighting with her clit, your cock is too small.
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Sort or, I was at a dinner table and explained some freaky shit and a person's jaw dropped and was like, "That's some freaky shit", I smiled and said, "Yeahhhhhhhh Buddy".
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? My lady, and yes, every touch I get from her has some meaning, good or bad, just the fact that she does let's me know I'm alive.
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Sure, Hopefully when we switch back she's got some nasty ass picture's saved for me.
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Not really, but I will If I got too, There's something about that extra layer that make's me more comfortable about zipping up my pant's and not worrying, "Is this dick going to get caught today".
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? Wouldn't enjoy it as much, BUT I do love to eat the pussy, So go head with your natural self, and If I give you a double tap know I'm choking to death on your amazon de' diablo.
73: If you could give yourself head, would you? Nope, wouldn't last before my jaw would start to hurt and i'd yell at myself, "Hurry up and fuckin' cum"
74: Booty or Boobs? Ass.
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Well being that I do, I call it COCK, and I call it quite often, I say "Cock here is pussy, there's something in there I need you to reach in and get, okay I'm gonna slide you right in there, go head and grab it okay, wait wrong angle, here, wait let me back up and try this again, wait, how bout .....".
76: Have you ever been on an official date? Nope, had a couple unofficial one's and ended up dating her for years, DID get laid on those though, so so far my experience with them is quite positive.
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?), sort of, It was an accident didn't know she was comin' in for a kiss, I let it marinate, and that was it, I wasn't really thinking just kind of going with it, I told my lady, she was a little perturbed BUT it is what it is, It happened we moved on.
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Suede, cause once you feel me you can't help but to want me all over you.
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) NO, one child being conceived on that nasty ass mattress is enough.
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? I'd be pissed and ask them to respect the one child being conceived on this nasty ass bed rule.
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina. Ehhh, I was a little weird-ed out, I was like I'm supposed to want that, I understand titties and a beautiful face is second to none, but pussy It's like a slit stuffed with deli meat, I'm supposed to like that, then I got laid and realized ehh, While I'm not a huge fan of the pussy design, I'm a big fan of what it does so kudos.
